Pick your nationality to find out it's advantages (or not as the case may).
This is a slightly edited version of the original by an unknown author. It is not meant to offend.
Top 10 reasons for being French
| 1 | When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. |
| 2 | Recent winners of the World Cup and European Cups. |
| 3 | You get to eat insect food like snails and frog legs. |
| 4 | If there's a war, you can surrender really early. |
| 5 | You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4. |
| 6 | You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. |
| 7 | Allow Nazis to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. |
| 8 | You curse the nations that liberated you, while befriending the Germans. |
| 9 | You don't have to bother with toilets, just go in the street. |
| 10 | People think you're a great lover even when you aren't. |
Top 10 reasons for being American
| 1 | You can have a female president without electing her. |
| 2 | You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. |
| 3 | You get to repeat "Have a nice day!" several thousand times a day. |
| 4 | You can ignore everyone else. |
| 5 | If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. |
| 6 | If you can breathe you can get a gun. |
| 7 | You can invent a new public holiday every year. |
| 8 | You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care. |
| 9 | You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". |
| 10 | With very little effort you can annoy the French! |
Top 10 reasons for being English
| 1 | Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. |
| 2 | Lager shandy. |
| 3 | You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. |
| 4 | You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events. |
| 5 | Union Jack underpants. |
| 6 | Expected to insult the French. |
| 7 | You can live in the past and imagine you're still a world power. |
| 8 | Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not. |
| 8 | Highest drug use in world. |
| 10 | Your country is responsible for more brutal, senseless killings and military take-overs than any other nation in history. |